i just emailed this to a good friend... one who does not yet have kids. and i thought it was blog worthy...
"lindsey --
when you have a baby and you're thinking it's so cute... i bet you'll never imagine you will one day be picking pieces of it's puke out of your washing machine... you know, the big chunks of hot dog and other unidentified stomach contents that won't drain out?!!! EW EW EW at least since the chunks went through the wash, they are clean chunks, but still chunks! very very gross.
another funny puke moment was when i bent over and kai was behind me (a year ago or so) and he threw up, right into the back of my pj pants, all down my butt and legs and onto my feet. another thing you never imagine will happen when you're staring down at your beautiful, new baby! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
be warned!!!! you WILL one day have some gross, but funny (funny later, like way later after they happen!) stories that center around puke."
2 comments:
Gross, funny and soo true!!
I was once trying to get Amy into the bathroom so she wouldn't puke on the carpet and she puked down the front of my v-neck t-shirt and into my bra. Yuck!! Jordan used to do the whole "hold your hands in front of your mouth so the puke sprays 5 feet in front of you" move. Blech.
Hehe, I was wondering if you were going to post this email. I thought it was blog worthy as well. :P Perhaps one day I will have some good puke stories of my own, but you know how much I detest puke and puking! Ugh!
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